I am Prince Tatertot and I love Taco Time and We'll Meet Again.
why do people think APH Finland is all fluff and rainbows i mean that kid is scary he could fuck you up so bad and you wouldn’t even know what happened
maybe because he is santa and he has a cute dog and he likes shoving his face with hamburgers?
but man he is probably the most kick ass of em all he is probably hannibal
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT
LIKE THIS GUY
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT MY MOLLY
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. NOT FUCKING AGAIN.
•Iron man 3 DVD
•Imagine dragons - Night visions cd
•One direction - Take me home cd
•City and colour -Little hell cd
•Nirvana - In Utero deluxe edition cd
•Macklemore and Ryan Lewis - The Heist cd
•Avicii - True cd
•Frank Ocean - Channel orange cd
•Miley Cyrus - Bangerz deluxe edition cd
•The weekend - Kiss land cd
•Mumford and sons - Babel cd
•passenger - All the little lights cd
• The Great Gatsby deluxe edition soundtrack
•Drake -Nothing was the same cd
•Sephora draw the line eyeliner sampler, includes 6 different eyeliners (pencil, liquid)
•Viva la juicy noir roller ball perfume. Double ended, double the smells
•EOS hand lotion
•EOS summer fruit lip balm
•EOS blueberry acai lip balm
•Victoria secret ‘such a flirt’ perfume
• Smashbox BB cream, light-medium
•Albeit lipstick, ruby red
•Tribal print audiology earphones
•Holga iPhone case and lens
•Spribg, arrow earrings
•American eagle, ‘xxoo’ earrings
•6 pair call it spring earring set
•3 pair call it spring earring set
•Hand of Fatima necklace
•Arrow earring and cuff
•Guess bow necklace
•Internet and password logbook.(you know you need it!)
•6 poppin colored gel pens
•Ryan gosling ‘hey girl’ journal
•Glamour kills sweat shirt, no hood. ‘Open your eyes and hold on tight large
•Glamour kills hoodie. ‘Was lost, but now I am found, keep breathing keep loving’ x-large
•Neff beanie/ toque. White
•Coal beanie/ toque. Red and white
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- You can reblog until your heart contents
-Likes do not count, but feel free to like it as a book mark
-Please do not delete the text
-Plus everything is free so why not.- Will ship for free, to anywhere in the world!
-Giveaway will end on December 4th winner will be notified the same day as draw
- Using a random generator to determine the winner
-If you have any questions or such, feel free to ask!!!
It’s not perfect but have a transparent Italy for all your Hetalia christmas blogging needs uwu
Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions.
“The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The three lions guarded her for about half a day. They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest.”
Then, Stuart Williams (the local wildlife ‘expert’) suggests that perhaps the lions mistook the 12 year old girl’s cries for a lion cub. Which seems awfully silly, considering that lions are perfectly capable of telling apart the gazelles they eat from their own cubs, aren’t they?
if fuckin lions know that rape is bad then so should you
When in doubt, tea.
When happy, tea.
When cold, tea.
When sad, tea.
When sick, tea.
When no inspiration, tea.
When have to leave bed, tea.
When supposed to be doing homework, tea.
When scheming to take over world, tea.
When summoning minor demon, tea.
When accidentally starting apocalypse, tea.